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Ari | 19 | ♑| INFP | she/her | "Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers." - Shrek (2001)
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femmefixit:

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.

320,576 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 2.27am [ reblog? ]

mat-barzy:

that hair flip hockey players do on their way off the ice after they fight. reblog if you agree.

567 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 2.27am [ reblog? ]

space-pics:

Saturn, taken from my backyard in Sacramento. [OC] [496x400]

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baptizm:

lunaaltare:

The udders falling off is honestly the funniest part like imagine getting into a fight and someone slaps ya tiddies off of your body, like wyd then?

3,351 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.45am [ reblog? ]

ouyangdan:

negamewtwo:

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

201,453 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.39am [ reblog? ]

stellabutterfly:

“John Henry, John Henry,
John Henry is a mighty man.”

John Henry (2000)

28,350 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.35am [ reblog? ]

curioscurio:

🅱rotherhood

26,127 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.31am [ reblog? ]

internclarabelle:

dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

6,201 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.25am [ reblog? ]

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

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Shout out to Harry Hill

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148,777 notes // posted on 13 Jan @ 1.23am [ reblog? ]